Mia Troche come to us as a French/Puerto Rican mix. She’s been in FHM, Stuff, Bonita Magazine, Knockout Magazine, Skinnie Magazine and is shooting a 5 pg spread/story in OYE magazine. She’s also a bing girl on The Sopranos and have guest starred on As The World Turns. Now we’ve made it official as she’s done The Bastardly Interview. Be sure to check out her official website, MiaTroche.com, and at her MySpace page too!

When did you first realize, “Damn, I’m really hot!”

Funny I was an ugly duckling until I was 15. I went from being called hand ball court (Flat chested New York joke) to slut because I guess they assumed all pretty girls put out in a matter of a year, once the braces, glasses, and horrific perm grew out.

What is it about modeling that makes it worth your time? The sexy outfits? The sweet locations? Seeing your face across media? The money? The adoring (non-stalkerish) fans?

I think it’s just a stepping stone for my music, writing, and acting. You can be extremely talented but if no one knows you exist it means nothing.

As you are in a very competitive publicity industry, have you ever witnessed (or been involved in) backstage cat fights/sabotage amongst the models? No need to be shy…we can leave out names!!

There’s a lot of jealousy that goes on in this world. There are also a lot of girls that moved up too quickly and lack the humble gene. I’m very chill about this whole industry thing. I try to get along with everyone (you never know what circumstances will come up so it’s better to have an ally then an enemy)

At this point in your career, do you have any problems getting completely naked in front of the camera? What if Playboy came knocking at your door? Would you be answering?

I love Playboy, I’ve had so many friends become Playmates and be in the special additions. I pose nude for my site www.miatroche.com but it’s by my terms. They are very playboy style imagery cute and classy with a bit of a theme to most of my shoots. I learned how to photoshop the Playboy way too so my pics are just as hot!

You model everything from lingerie to your silky skin, so when do you feel the sexiest? How do you define sexiness?

I think sexiness is something you have no matter what you wear. It’s something that comes from within that you exude. No amount of makeup will make you be sexy if you don’t believe it. I feel sexy all the time.

From your travels, which cities have the best clubs? Could you describe for us some crazy and wild with a touch of lesbian behavior partying experiences? Or just make up something to keep our male readers happy???

HAH! My first kiss was a girl. It wasn’t at a club though. It was after school …I was wearing my Catholic School uniform A La Britney and I told her I was nervous about kissing my boyfriend for the first time. She dove right in and showed me the way!

I’m a bit biased when it comes to clubs. I’m born and raised in New York so I was going to Twilo, Sound Factory, Tunnel and Vinyl dancing to some of the best house music by DJ’s known around the world. I haven’t found a good place in L.A. yet.

What’s your favorite alcoholic beverage? Are you more into the foo-foo “Oh look at the pretty colors” drink, a martini lover, or straight up vodka on the rocks? What makes Mia get tipsy and shake her booty on the bar?

I love red wine, Amarone is my favorite. On a bar night it’s Jack Daniels all the way!