Mia Troche - The Bastardly Interview

inked 5 years, 2 months ago by Jackson, when Paris usually finishes having sex

What’s the very first thing you notice on a guy when its lust at first sight? Be honest Mia!!

I’d have to say his entire face. I love dark eyes, full lips, and a strong jaw line.

What is the smoothest line ever used on you that actually caught your attention? Even if it was the corniest line ever, we want to know! If I were to ask you out to dinner, what would I need to say?

I hate lines do not ever, ever, ever use them! Us women make fun of you for using them. I love a guy who is sincere. Even if he approaches me and stumbles through his words at least he’s being real. There too many dorks that take on that fake rico suave/newscaster voice “Hey how are you, I couldn’t help but notice how beautiful you are” BARF! Don’t do it guys!!! Whoever invented “lines” should be shot.

Using your wisdom, what is the most important flirting skill?

Well on a physical level I’d have to say long intense eye contact.

What is the best way to seduce you?

Be original, make me feel like I matter and I’m the most important girl in the world. It’s the little things. Bring home flowers, or my favorite candy bar, or movie. Do stuff like that for me and I’m putty in your hands.

Don’t be shy about this one, but what is one thing women offer men in bed that men don’t offer women?

I think women are more sensual. I want to kiss, lick , and touch every part of whoever I’m with. Most men try to go straight for the gold, then they wonder why the girl is bone dry. Lol boy that was graphic.

Are there any secret special talents that we aren’t aware of?

I can sing my ass off!

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6 Scandalous Comments

  1. Wiseman

    She is awesome even though I am the gayest faggot ever born.

  2. Dr Victor von Doom

    Jeez. Another no-talent model who thinks she’s a singer/actress. Lame New York attitude, cliched, boring answers.

    A random question: what is the obsession with ethnic mix in all these inane model profiles? French/Puerto Rican? I’ve seen some hos rattle off 8 different ethnic groups. I’m willing to bet money she neither speaks French nor Spanish nor has any connection/affinity to either culture. Fucking mutt trying to sound “exotic”. Stupid, bland American ho.

    Just the fuck up and show us your tits, honey, that’ll do nicely.

    That being said, she could still take a couple of well-placed blasts to the face.

    DOOM HAS SPOKEN

  3. Brett

    Dr. Victor is such a loser. He wishes he could get a girl as gorgeous as that. Must’ve been turned down by quite a few I believe. Mia is gorgeous!

  4. Brett

    Smokin hot. plain and simple. Victor you wish you could have a girl like her.

  5. Desmond

    I think this girl has a variety of work which isn’t something you see with glamour models a lot; and her answers were funny and to the point. Viktor sounds like a jilted ex boyfriend hahahahahahahahahaha

  6. dax

    Mia quiero que seas mia

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