[Now to test your entertainment knowledge]
Which celebrity deserves to go on a date with you?
Weird Question. Johnnny Depp. Yummy.
Is there a female celebrity you could go lesbian for?
Natalie Portman.
Are you a MySpace junkie? More like…are you on MySpace 24×7???
Well I get a lot of castings, and go go gigs through Myspace believe it or not. I booked a Chingy Jermaine Dupri music video through Myspace! So for networking purposes yes!
Will you buy, illegally download (not that we’re condoning such a thing…never!), or completely avoid Kevin “K-Fed” Federline’s rap album?
That’s hysterical. My little brother and I heard that some of his album leaked onto the net so we went and listened to it for shits and giggles and it was so bad we started memorizing and trying to imitate what we thought KFed would look like as he was singing it. Ha Ha I’m such a dork.
[We might as well throw in the Bastardly Lady of the Day questionnaire here]
Do you like your boobs?
I adore them.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Hell no.
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to get in your pants)?
Eva Longoria all the time… and it never works.
What makes you Bastardly?
I don’t give a hoot what people think about me so I guess I can be a borderline bastard at times.
She is awesome even though I am the gayest faggot ever born.
Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 8:42 amJeez. Another no-talent model who thinks she’s a singer/actress. Lame New York attitude, cliched, boring answers.
A random question: what is the obsession with ethnic mix in all these inane model profiles? French/Puerto Rican? I’ve seen some hos rattle off 8 different ethnic groups. I’m willing to bet money she neither speaks French nor Spanish nor has any connection/affinity to either culture. Fucking mutt trying to sound “exotic”. Stupid, bland American ho.
Just the fuck up and show us your tits, honey, that’ll do nicely.
That being said, she could still take a couple of well-placed blasts to the face.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 11:49 amDr. Victor is such a loser. He wishes he could get a girl as gorgeous as that. Must’ve been turned down by quite a few I believe. Mia is gorgeous!
Monday, December 4, 2006 at 2:57 amSmokin hot. plain and simple. Victor you wish you could have a girl like her.
Monday, December 4, 2006 at 3:04 amI think this girl has a variety of work which isn’t something you see with glamour models a lot; and her answers were funny and to the point. Viktor sounds like a jilted ex boyfriend hahahahahahahahahaha
Monday, December 4, 2006 at 2:47 pmMia quiero que seas mia
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