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Get your mind out of the gutter when I say that Dr. Dot’s hands have a magic touch that brings relaxation for those who are fortunate to experience her world famous massage. From Van Halen to Kanye West to Mariah Carey to even Paris Hilton; Dr. Dot’s clients are a who’s who in the world of entertainment. Aside from her hands of steel, Dr. Dot is a plethora of advice; whether it’s love and relationships or fitness and health, she’s got answers for it all. Find out who Courtney Love revealed to Dr. Dot as having a little finger-sized penis. Learn what Dr. Dot has to say about women being awesome in bed along with the perfect explanation to why Frank Zappa rocks.
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When did you first realize, “Damn, I’m really hot!”?
Hot for me means you are MAD for it. Horney. I have been a horn dog as far back as I can remember. Could not WAIT to grow up and kiss boys. Had to wait for breasts to grow for that to happen apparently. Grow them and they will come.
You’ve got a very extensive list of celebrity clients. How does the word get around that you are the best in the business for giving massages?
I owe my success to my strong talented hands and to word of mouth. Word of mouth is better than any TV or radio commercial. They call me the pit bull of massages. I never tire and I have hands of steel. Bring it ON!
Furthermore, I’m sure you’re sworn to secrecy but any juicy stories or details about anyone you could share with our readers without getting slapped with a lawsuit?
As I massaged Courtney Love’s inner thighs, she took a long toke off her cigarette and said, “Dot, if I was a guy, I’d have a hard on right now.” That made me giddy. I like a woman who speaks her mind.
Then she goes, “Dot, which Hollywood star would you like to fuck?” And I go, “Jude Law, Matt Dillon maybe, but definitely Johnny Depp. He’s delicious.” And she goes, “Don’t bother. He has a dick like this,” and she held up her little finger. “What!?” I asked. “Yeah, my girlfriend’s been there. Don’t waste your time!” , but she continued with her cigarette dangling from her puffy, sexy lips. “But Leonardo DiCaprio. He’s hung like a donkey.”
Is there a celebrity out there that looks like they’d greatly benefit from one of your massages? Anyone you wouldn’t touch with a 10 foot pole?
Britney Spears desperately needs my healing hands. I would never massage OJ Simpson for obvious reasons.
