Photos courtesy of Dr. Dot
Get your mind out of the gutter when I say that Dr. Dot’s hands have a magic touch that brings relaxation for those who are fortunate to experience her world famous massage. From Van Halen to Kanye West to Mariah Carey to even Paris Hilton; Dr. Dot’s clients are a who’s who in the world of entertainment. Aside from her hands of steel, Dr. Dot is a plethora of advice; whether it’s love and relationships or fitness and health, she’s got answers for it all. Find out who Courtney Love revealed to Dr. Dot as having a little finger-sized penis. Learn what Dr. Dot has to say about women being awesome in bed along with the perfect explanation to why Frank Zappa rocks.
See more of Dr. Dot at her website and MySpace.

When did you first realize, “Damn, I’m really hot!”?
Hot for me means you are MAD for it. Horney. I have been a horn dog as far back as I can remember. Could not WAIT to grow up and kiss boys. Had to wait for breasts to grow for that to happen apparently. Grow them and they will come.
You’ve got a very extensive list of celebrity clients. How does the word get around that you are the best in the business for giving massages?
I owe my success to my strong talented hands and to word of mouth. Word of mouth is better than any TV or radio commercial. They call me the pit bull of massages. I never tire and I have hands of steel. Bring it ON!
Furthermore, I’m sure you’re sworn to secrecy but any juicy stories or details about anyone you could share with our readers without getting slapped with a lawsuit?
As I massaged Courtney Love’s inner thighs, she took a long toke off her cigarette and said, “Dot, if I was a guy, I’d have a hard on right now.” That made me giddy. I like a woman who speaks her mind.
Then she goes, “Dot, which Hollywood star would you like to fuck?” And I go, “Jude Law, Matt Dillon maybe, but definitely Johnny Depp. He’s delicious.” And she goes, “Don’t bother. He has a dick like this,” and she held up her little finger. “What!?” I asked. “Yeah, my girlfriend’s been there. Don’t waste your time!” , but she continued with her cigarette dangling from her puffy, sexy lips. “But Leonardo DiCaprio. He’s hung like a donkey.”
Is there a celebrity out there that looks like they’d greatly benefit from one of your massages? Anyone you wouldn’t touch with a 10 foot pole?
Britney Spears desperately needs my healing hands. I would never massage OJ Simpson for obvious reasons.

The Bastardly has taken its shots at Simona Fusco in the past; both complimentary and controversial. Now it’s Simona’s turn to take a couple of jabs at us while dispelling any assumptions that we’ve commented on her in the past. You’ve seen Simona in the movie Beerfest and look for her to appear in the upcoming movies Parental Guidance Suggested and Cougar Club. For the latest news on Simona be sure to check out her official website; and let’s not forget her MySpace too!
When did you first realize, “Damn, I’m really hot!”?
I don’t think that way about myself. I try to be a good person each day to feel good about myself. I treat others with respect and hope to get that in return. Of course it helps to look good and portray yourself in a good manner to show that you are taking care of yourself and feel good in your own skin.
What’s been your oddest job proposal? I mean, you’re in Hollywood; you’re a very beautiful girl, so there must be some dirt you can reveal to warn unsuspecting girls pursuing a similar career.
People always try and get you to take your clothes off. Whether it is for a photo shoot or a movie. I have never done full nudity, never will. The most I have done is a topless love scene. Being that I am European and we all know people sunbath topless in Europe, topless is not a big deal at all for me especially if done tastefully.
Which movie have you enjoyed doing the most? We understand the job can get very strenuous at times, but I’m pretty there’s an experience or two that stands out.
I loved shooting the movie American Summer which is produced by the same producers as American Pie and Final Destination. I am co-starring in it and it will be in theatres February of 2008. It was fun because it was a fun cast and being in New Orleans with great food and wonderful people… what more can you ask for!!
I also loved having a guest spot on Shark with James Woods! He is a gentleman and incredibly talented! Hats off!
Is there a particular type of project you’re dying to be involved in? Maybe an actor or director you want to work with?
I would love to work with all the actors who ever played James Bond! I would love to do a James Bond movie!

Just when we thought Donna Feldman went all Hollywood on us with the success of her role in Fashion House, here we have another round of fun with The Bastardly Interview. Aside from Fashion House, you can see Donna as the lead in the Enrique Iglesias’ music video for “Tired of Being Sorry”. Yup, she’s the hot vixen that takes a bite out of Enrique. Long gone are the days of being “the hot chick from the Academy Awards” or “one of those hot chicks who holds a suitcase”. Donna Feldman’s career is taking-off and we’re sure to see more of her on the small and big screen. Get to know Donna as only The Bastardly knows how to conduct an interview. See more of Donna Feldman at her official website!

The bio for your character from Fashion House, Gloria, describes her as “a seductress who uses her sex appeal to get what she wants.” This is probably the first question you’re asked all time but tell me if real-life Donna has ever used the Gloria-character sex appeal to get what she wanted.
You are absolutely right! This is the question I get asked all the time! I am honestly nothing like Gloria which is why she was such a fun character to play. I am not a manipulative, dishonest, or sneaky person so I can tell you that I certainly don’t share those traits with Gloria. However, I might have gotten out of a ticket once or twice while flirting with a policeman.
How was it working on a television series compared to holding a numbered suitcase? What is the most important thing you learned about the business and about yourself now that’s it all finished?
Wow! Let me start off by telling you that most tv shows shoot 65 episodes in 3 years. Fashion House was 65 episodes, but it was shot in only 13 weeks! I basically went through acting bootcamp. It was out of control! I had my first anxiety attack. It was an amazing learning experience and cannot even come close to comparing to the good ‘ole days of being #22 on Deal or No Deal. The thing I’ve learned most about this business is that what you learn on the set of an actual tv show, nobody can teach you in any acting class. Like most things in life, you learn from your own experiences, rather than someone telling you how things work or how things should be.
What’s been your oddest job proposal? I mean, you’re in Hollywood; you’re a very beautiful girl, so there must be some dirt you can reveal to warn unsuspecting girls pursuing a similar career.
I have so many stories that I can write a book at this point. I have been asked or proposed so many ridiculous things I don’t even know where to begin! I have heard everything from a producer asking me to move into his house to a man wanting video footage of me riding a horse bareback for his “private collection” to a woman who works for a prince in Saudi Arabia asking me to spend a week with him while he pays for me to “hang out” with him. I’m laughing hysterically while remembering all this nonsense that I’ve encountered. Luckily, I come from a very close family and have a good head on my shoulders so I can laugh all of this off, rather than actually taking up any of these people on their offers. My advice to a girl pursuing this career is to get a good agent and network with those people, rather than random guys who give you business cards and claim to somehow help your career. The best advice also is that most real networking is done during business hours. A lot of girls move to LA with big dreams and end up going to parties where there are directors and producers, etc.. . However, they fail to realize that many of these supposed “bigshots” are drinking or doing drugs and even if they’re not; they’re not in the mindset to do business. Most of the networking going on will be in your pants.

What does the typical day for you comprise of? Take our hand and walk us through because obviously you’re keeping real busy these days!
I never know my schedule which always makes my life exciting. There is no typical day in Donna’s world because you never know what can come tomorrow. Lets think about the past couple weeks. I went with my publicist to an event in Atlanta, flew to Vancouver to meet with a producer regarding hosting a tv show, went to Miami twice to shoot different ad campaigns, modeled for a cool German catalog in Los Angeles, did a couple fashion shoots for magazines, did a guest star role on the tv show “Las Vegas”, did a magazine cover in San Diego, and went on 3 movie auditions. Tomororw I have a callback for one of the movie auditions and also will stop by the newsstand to see if this hot layout has come out yet in Se7en magazine that I’m in . What else? I dunno.. everyday is different but I always make time for what’s most important in life .. my family and close friends.
So I read on the Wikipedia that you come in at number 17 on the “100 Sexiest Women in the World” list for FHM South Africa. South Africa?!?! Err… umm… hmm…were you aware that you had such a following with the editors in South Africa??? Have you even ever been to South Africa?
I have been published in so many magazines around the world and get crazy fanmail from India to Australia so I’m not completely surprised by the FHM list I made in south Africa. They published a really gorgeous layout a few months ago, so I guess their readers liked it so much that they put me on their “Sexiest Women in the World List” which is totally flattering! I have never been to South Africa, buy I would love to go to Cape Town one day! I love the South African accent as well.. Super Sexy!

Paula DeAnda is a refreshing change of pace from the saturated genre of being fly and hot, bragging about cash, jewelry, and sneakers, or giving us direction to do a clever dance. Having co-written several songs on her self-titled debut album and working with talented producers, Paula brings us feel good music with hooks and melodies that you just can’t seem to get out of your head. Yes folks, she’s only 17 years old but that’s doesn’t mean we can’t admire what the future holds. Check out more of Paula DeAnda at her official website and her MySpace.

When did you first realize, “Damn, I can sing… and I’m hot too!”
That’s Funny!!! You know how to start an interview huh LOL.. I realized I could sing at a young age but never thought of myself as Hot, But Thanks..
I imagine you get your inspiration from somewhere. Do you have a certain vocalist/performer you use as a role model?
Growing up I listened to many artist such as Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera, Aaliyah, Leann Rimes and especially Beyonce.
Your debut album already boasts some impressive musicians but who are some producers and artists that you’d love working with in the future?
Sean Garrett, Underdogs, and Danja (again)
What does the typical day for you comprise of? Take our hand & walk us through because obviously you’re keeping real busy these days!
On a work day I get up and head to the airport, travel, land, Get in Car, Check in hotel, Sound Check, Rest, Radio / TV Interviews, Performance, Meet N Greets, My Space, Head back to my home on the road (Hotel) sleep.. Do it again….. Repeat BUT I LOVE IT!!!
Now that you’re on TV, the radio, and the Internet, how do guys generally approach you? Give us the smoothest line that’s been used on you. Even if it’s the corniest ever, we want to hear it!
I lost my number can I have yours?
Using your wisdom, what is the most important flirting skill?
When you flirt you don’t want to make it to obvious but still to the point. “Don’t be so Damn EASY”
Are there any secret special talents that we won’t read in your bio?
YES.. THE POP.. I have this weird noise I make with my tongue/mouth its like a Pop and loud. VERY LOUD. And I’m talking Loud
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Bai Ling is a woman of mystery and intrigue. Her participation in VH1’s But Can They Sing left us with memorable performances of which that’ll never be duplicated. It was a Bastardly dream come true when I was fortunate to meet Bai Ling and really dive into the mind behind the woman we’ve seen in movies, television, and on the red carpet with her bold fashion sense. Beyond the red carpet of nipple slips and daring style is a woman with a lot on her mind and we’re here to set the record straight with prior controversies including George Lucas and Nick Carter. Currently, Bai Ling is set to appear in several episodes on ABC’s Lost. Get to know one of our favorite Bastardly Ladies and maybe you’ll understand why I can’t enough of this amazing woman.
Are you shocked at the popularity you gained from But Can They Sing?
I have no clue. I wasn’t anticipating anything when I started to do this show. The producer approached my management company and said they wanted to have Bai Ling on the show and I have no clue what it is but I’ve always been very musical; I like to sing, I learned to play the violin when I was a child. I think if I was not an actress I’d be a conductor or musician because I love music; it’s the highest form of art. But the popularity, since I’m on the other side of the camera so I don’t really know or am aware of because it’s something that I consider as a gift and I’m so lucky to have grown so much more popular from the show and a lot of people like me because I think I made fun of myself and made a lot of people laugh; I think they like that energy of fun, that pop culture kind of sexy and modern energy. But now I’m walking down the street and somebody I don’t know will say to me, “Call me, call me” and I know what they’re talking about. They all tell me that they loved the show and without me that the show was boring. This show was really not about singing but it was about the show and entertaining people. I think in that way my craziness served that purpose because no one would ever know what I was going to wear or what I was going to do so it was really really fun.
I hear you have a new VH1 Reality TV show in the works, what can you tell us about it?
Actually we’ve already signed the contract so two producers are going to follow me around and we just need to find the right form for me and VH1 and for the audience, my fan, to see. What would the fans like to see me do? I think it’ll mostly be about me and pop culture, style, fashion, my life; a modern girl’s life. I think the fans would have the most intelligent ideas.
Do you feel like you’re at a disadvantage for some roles since English is not your first language?
Of course, for sure but probably my mind or the way I’m living life is programmed different where I’m doing things to try and do things. I do things for love. But I love to do what I do and I feel like everyone has their own unique talent. I found mine, that I’m really good as an actress because for me it’s very natural, very easy, and very truthful. I have a lot of joy when I’m doing it and I feel very powerful inside of me when I’m doing it because actors think of the emotional journey of the character. It’s exciting, unknown, and scary but it’s really wonderful when something happens and I even surprise myself. So I feel like of course language is a tool to communicate with the audience to understand what we are thinking and to interpret what is on our mind but at the same time I think silence is more meaningful and beautiful to me.
Of course English is not my first language so I think that the native American roles wouldn’t cast me but there’s a lot of actors out there that need jobs too; they have their own talents and somebody like me who’s more exotic, having a more foreign exotic flavor and something more with mystery and being intriguing because I think a lot of people see me as a mystery because they don’t really know me so if that role comes along and the director really likes me then they’ll cast me.
What do you look for when reading scripts? What type of roles do you want to try next?
Yeah, there are a lot of things. Up until today I feel like I haven’t done anything because I feel like everyday I start from zero. I feel like a child looking forward to tomorrow and I think every day is like a page in a book where the next day I will unfold that page for me to find out or for life to surprise me. I think there are a lot of things that I want to do but right now what comes to my mind would be a musical because I sing already and they didn’t show the best of me as a singer since that show was all for fun. I think if the key is not right for any great singer then they could embarrass themselves too. If the songs and the key did fit me then it could be so beautiful. I think I’d like to do like a Casablanca type of love mystery but a lot of music in the club and it’s a woman where she’s changing her appearance but we don’t know who she is , what she’s doing, or where she comes from, or where she’s going to go, and why type of relationships she’s going to have with different people. Like a musical, that’s something I’d like to do; very sensual.
When you’re not reading scripts, going to readings, filming, etc, what else do you do with your time? I once read that you’re writing a novel?
I don’t know but I think the title of the book is going to be controversial; it’s going to be called, Sex in Tibet. It’s based on my story, when I was 14 years old and to live in the People’s Liberation Army for 3 years; fascinating. It was the most precious time of my life. 3 years in Tibet, I was there breathing the air, dealing with the high altitude, the coldness, the cruelness of the army’s strict rules, and the freedom and beauty of the nature. And the music; when you sing the whole mountain echoes back to you. It’s beautiful. I’m almost finished so when I’m writing I don’t read, I don’t watch anything, I’m in my own time universal zone of my story. I don’t like to watch TV. I have a TV but I don’t have cable. I barely watch it, maybe once a month. I’ll watch maybe like Discovery Channel animals, I love animals. I like silence sometimes. I like to walk around, sit on the beach, listen to the birds, watching waves go by.
Do you feel a responsibility or pressure as a Chinese-American actress to positively represent to China?
I think I don’t have to have any personal goals to portray anything differently because there are a lot of beautiful men and women from China, Asia, from all over the world in different areas that are very successful. So in their own way they are their own star shining. All that I’m doing is because I don’t know anybody, I don’t know English, I have nothing so basically I’m finding my dream and I think that encourages people that you can find your dream and to follow your heart sincerely and give all your love to it. And of course I’m a girl I want to have fun, yeah I’m sexy, I like to have all parts of me experience and show the truth of myself. I think anyone who wants to be a role model has to be loyal to your own character because all these colorful things that’s why this world is wonderful, it’s not only one color so I can only live life truthfully to myself and the loyal and beautiful thing of being Bai Ling. I just enjoy the gifts of life and being me and to be the best I can be to my audience and to society or wherever I live. I’m very lucky to have been able to travel everywhere; I’m always working in different roles and not being typecast.
So I think that if people watch carefully they’ll know that I’m an example of someone who can do things differently and also I don’t have pressure on me because naturally I feel like I’m doing what I’m supposed to be doing; I think I’m doing it beautifully and with all my heart and joy. Don’t forget joy, that’s very important because if you live only under duty then you will not be happy. You have to have fun. I’m a free spirit. I feel no pressure. I think when you lead a life where you don’t feel pressure naturally then you probably end up doing more than you want to. You are here, we’re all here for a reason and I feel that if you follow your heart you’ll do a lot of great things for others, for yourself. I just hope, as people who don’t really know me, they probably see me as dressing sexy and going to these places but watch my movie and see how each role is different. I really hope that my audience, I really love my audience because without them we’re nothing, we’re not doing anything, so I really care how they would see me as who I am because you don’t always see everything.
For instance, for the Oscars I dressed very elegantly but they don’t want to use my picture because they like something where my nipple showed off or something sexy, I don’t know why. So it’s not up to me but I do have another side, I hope people would see me as a whole thing and just not corner me into a certain type. I so much more than that they don’t hear the melody of who I am. I sincerely want to give the best I have for each character I play.
Are you close friends with other Chinese-American actors like Jackie Chan, Zhang Ziyi, etc…?
Actually I don’t hang out with them a lot because we all have own our schedule, our own way of living life. I think all of us are also always traveling around the world and it’s hard to get together. When we see each other we say hi but not really hang out. I don’t know where they are, they don’t know where I am. But I’m proud of them and I’m very happy for them.
How often do you go back to China and how are you treated?
I was just there for Chinese New Years. China has changed tremendously. I was there and gradually the USA fades away, gradually Hollywood fades away. I decided I’d have no phone, only email once in a while when I want to check it. I told my agent those 2-3 weeks to just leave me alone that I’m going to be with family. So basically everyday I was with family and I’d eat 4 full meals a day, I feel so fat, I’d never eaten this much and we’d go out and eat at different restaurants. I’m Chinese but every meal surprised me. The have all these old-style way of cooking and all kinds of flavors; I can’t resist eating because it’s so good. The streets that I went to school I can’t even recognize anymore. It changes so much, you can buy anything, all the designer brands and you can get any food you want like McDonalds, Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken. You can karaoke, it’s great. And the streets, I feel like Los Angeles is like the countryside, but a retired place. But in China it’s like a young, vibrant, energetic and full of young people there.
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Mia Troche come to us as a French/Puerto Rican mix. She’s been in FHM, Stuff, Bonita Magazine, Knockout Magazine, Skinnie Magazine and is shooting a 5 pg spread/story in OYE magazine. She’s also a bing girl on The Sopranos and have guest starred on As The World Turns. Now we’ve made it official as she’s done The Bastardly Interview. Be sure to check out her official website, MiaTroche.com, and at her MySpace page too!

When did you first realize, “Damn, I’m really hot!”
Funny I was an ugly duckling until I was 15. I went from being called hand ball court (Flat chested New York joke) to slut because I guess they assumed all pretty girls put out in a matter of a year, once the braces, glasses, and horrific perm grew out.
What is it about modeling that makes it worth your time? The sexy outfits? The sweet locations? Seeing your face across media? The money? The adoring (non-stalkerish) fans?
I think it’s just a stepping stone for my music, writing, and acting. You can be extremely talented but if no one knows you exist it means nothing.
As you are in a very competitive publicity industry, have you ever witnessed (or been involved in) backstage cat fights/sabotage amongst the models? No need to be shy…we can leave out names!!
There’s a lot of jealousy that goes on in this world. There are also a lot of girls that moved up too quickly and lack the humble gene. I’m very chill about this whole industry thing. I try to get along with everyone (you never know what circumstances will come up so it’s better to have an ally then an enemy)
At this point in your career, do you have any problems getting completely naked in front of the camera? What if Playboy came knocking at your door? Would you be answering?
I love Playboy, I’ve had so many friends become Playmates and be in the special additions. I pose nude for my site www.miatroche.com but it’s by my terms. They are very playboy style imagery cute and classy with a bit of a theme to most of my shoots. I learned how to photoshop the Playboy way too so my pics are just as hot!
You model everything from lingerie to your silky skin, so when do you feel the sexiest? How do you define sexiness?
I think sexiness is something you have no matter what you wear. It’s something that comes from within that you exude. No amount of makeup will make you be sexy if you don’t believe it. I feel sexy all the time.
From your travels, which cities have the best clubs? Could you describe for us some crazy and wild with a touch of lesbian behavior partying experiences? Or just make up something to keep our male readers happy???
HAH! My first kiss was a girl. It wasn’t at a club though. It was after school …I was wearing my Catholic School uniform A La Britney and I told her I was nervous about kissing my boyfriend for the first time. She dove right in and showed me the way!
I’m a bit biased when it comes to clubs. I’m born and raised in New York so I was going to Twilo, Sound Factory, Tunnel and Vinyl dancing to some of the best house music by DJ’s known around the world. I haven’t found a good place in L.A. yet.
What’s your favorite alcoholic beverage? Are you more into the foo-foo “Oh look at the pretty colors” drink, a martini lover, or straight up vodka on the rocks? What makes Mia get tipsy and shake her booty on the bar?
I love red wine, Amarone is my favorite. On a bar night it’s Jack Daniels all the way!

Mary Habiba Davidson shows us the hotness resulting from a mix of Scottish, Somalian, Egyptian and Arabic. Coming to us courtesy of the United Kingdom, Mary might not be a familiar face to us in the US but we here at The Bastardly wanted to make sure you didn’t forget the name. Check out more hotness Mary’s official website and for you Myspace folks, yes, Mary’s got a Myspace page too!

When did you first realize, “Damn, I’m really hot!”
I’ve never really thought “Damn I’m really hot!” Everyone is equal in the eyes of God. Though, the support and encouragement from my mother, friends and the response from modeling agencies and clients has been amazing, which has enhanced my confidence and self-belief!
What is it about modeling that makes it worth your time? The sexy outfits? The sweet locations? Seeing your face across media? The money? The adoring (non-stalkerish) fans?
The locations and meeting so many interesting people. I also love to show all the sexy outfits off too!! and the fans have been great!!!
As you are in a very competitive publicity industry, have you ever witnessed (or been involved in) backstage cat fights/sabotage amongst the models? No need to be shy…we can leave out names!!
No, fortunately I have never encountered any cat fights lol although I have witnessed a few and they haven’t been a pretty sight!
At this point in your career, do you have any problems getting completely naked in front of the camera? What if Playboy came knocking at your door? Would you be answering?
Nude modeling has never really interested me; I prefer to keep my clothes on while modeling leaving more to the imagination. Yet, who knows eh?! lol
You model everything from lingerie to your silky skin, so when do you feel the sexiest? How do you define sexiness?
I feel at my sexiest when I am modeling the sexy lingerie and hot bikinis!! I also believe that confidence plays a huge part in order to achieve true sexiness.

Photos courtesy of Christine Mendoza
Christine Mendoza is blessed with those natural curves other girls go out to purchase. Not only is Christine busy with event appearances and bringing us sexy photoshoots but more recently she has devoted her time to helping those in need with her charity, Project:Mendoza; recently returning from the Philippines where she spent her time helping the homeless. Read more about Project:Mendoza at Christine’s official website and let’s not forget about her Myspace either! Oh yeah, also, she’s best friend’s with Sasha Singleton…proving my point that hot ladies stick together!

When did you first realize, “Damn, I’m really hot!”
When I turned 13. I “matured” very early..
We might as well set the record straight for all the guys as they stare at your pics while reading this interview…are your breasts all-natural or aftermarket?
100% natural flesh melons, baby!
What is it about modeling that makes it worth your time? The sexy outfits? The sweet locations? Seeing your face across media? The money? The adoring (non-stalkerish) fans?
The traveling and the money. I get paid to travel, meet people, and take pictures! It’s not too shabby!
As you are in a very competitive publicity industry, have you ever witnessed (or been involved in) backstage cat fights/sabotage amongst the models? No need to be shy…we can leave out names!!
Haha! Women are naturally competitive; so dealing with models is 100 times worse. I’m sure I’ve been backstabbed or sabotaged..but never to my knowledge or to my face. Other girls are usually pretty nice to me. But I have witnessed other girls get catty with each other. I just laugh. Backstabbing and sabotaging stems from pure insecurity.
At this point in your career, do you have any problems getting completely naked in front of the camera? What if Playboy came knocking at your door? Would you be answering?
I vowed to my parents that I would never get completely naked. So I shoot up to implied nudes, only. Playboy has been knocking for the past 4 years now..but I never go back on my word. Even for money or fame.
You model everything from lingerie to your silky skin, so when do you feel the sexiest? How do you define sexiness?
I feel sexiest, straight outta the shower! Clean, fresh, naked…mmm..

From your travels, which cities have the best clubs? Could you describe for us some crazy and wild with a touch of lesbian behavior partying experiences? Or just make up something to keep our male readers happy???
HAH! - Hehehe…well, I got hit on by the most beautiful Playboy/Maxim model I’ve ever met. As we got to know each other, I found out everything about her was fake..her lips, hair, ass, and tits. She was hard. Like, plastic hard. Not really my forte..
What’s your favorite alcoholic beverage? Are you more into the foo-foo “Oh look at the pretty colors” drink, a martini lover, or straight up vodka on the rocks? What makes Christine get tipsy and shake her booty on the bar?
I’m no foo-foo drinker. You can usually find me at a club with a double-shot of Hennessy or a Henn and Coke. I’m a congac girl!

Rachelle Wood was the first to let us put her through The Bastardly Interview and it seems only fitting as we launch The Bastardly Interviews website that we return to the one who helped us get it all started. It’s been a year since we first interviewed Rachelle and the list of her credits continues to grow and it’ll be hard for us to keep up.
She’s the fresh face for Clean and Clear so you might catch her when you’re watching some MTV or WB (during Gilmore Girls and One Tree Hill). You might notice her from the Lexus IS350 print ads in various magazine like Surface and Details. You know how fly Rachelle is?…she did the ads and fell in love with the car that she went off and bought one! Oh, and you might recognize her as the girl that Jamie Foxx is frockling in bed with for his “Unpredictable” video….the second cut where they threw in like 10 seconds of Eva Longoria….and she was supposed to be steaming it up with Jamie Foxx? I think not! From the looks of it, Jamie got a little cozy with Rachelle and Eva Longoria was just there because she’s Eva Longoria. But probably the biggest deal with Rachelle has been the recent completion of her first feature film, Bad Blood, where she has a lead role, gets covered in blood, and still looks hot.
Rachelle is currently on location filming for a pilot and is continuously looking for the next challenge. Reaquaint yourself with Rachelle Wood in her first Bastardly Interview and be sure to check her out at The Book LA and of course we gotta show some love for RachelleWood.com!!!

So you finally turned 21 last September and you told us that the girls were going to hit up Vegas. We want all the scandelicious details!
HAHA YES, I’m FINALLY 21!!!! I gave my fakie back to my friend and am finally getting used to actually being the girl in the ID photo. Unfortunately, I started filming a movie right after I turned 21 so our Vegas trip has been postponed. I’m still so bummed I haven’t gone. I promise you will be the first to know when I finally achieve my gambling and partying goals!
Also, with your new legal age, what’s your favorite alcoholic beverage? Are you more into the foo-foo “Oh look at the pretty colors” drink, a martini lover, or straight up vodka on the rocks? What makes Rachelle get tipsy and shake her booty on the bar?
I absolutely LOVE wine. I don’t know when it happened, but I decided red wine is the best drink ever and I try to consume it as much as possible. Oh- I was in Mexico with some friend this past weekend and I managed to drink half a bottle of tequila! So I guess I’m finally settling into my new found legal age. I’m not big on sweet drinks but I can party with a margarita on the rocks once in a while.
I know a lot of girls hit up strip clubs in Vegas, so give us your story. If you didn’t go, just make something up for all the guys out there. Use some of our creative writing skills here, Rachelle!
I already blew my cover!

[Before I ask this next question, I want you know that my fingers & toes are officially crossed from this point on. Ok, let me take a deep, deep breath, too.]
I heard somewhere (don’t ask) that when girls turn 21, they move on from childhood relationships & begin to explore around—you know, network, meet new people on a “short term” basis, etc. Our readers know that Jessica Alba followed this strategy very nicely before settling down with Cash Warren (that lucky bastard), so what’s in store for Rachelle? If you want to give a shout out of to the rich, single bachelor community, go right ahead! (This counts as Plug #1, mind you).
Noooo… I’m still being a good girl. I haven’t been hit with the crazy 21 year old lifestyle bug. Life is good though. BUT- If I was Jessica Alba I would probably go nuts too! That girl can get ANY guy in the world!!! Shes HOT.
Have you been to anymore parties at the Playboy Mansion? We want to come with you the next time, damnitt! Please give at least a 3 day advance notice, so we can hone the Bastardly mojo (and find cheap tickets to LA).
No, I haven’t…but I do have a good story! For the Jamie Foxx video, we filmed at the Maloof’s house in Beverly Hills. Now THAT’S a PIMP house. Everything you’d imagine- sweet pool, putting course, HUUUGEE bed, tanning booth, bar, game room, private chef, and 5 blonde “palms casino girls” (as they called themselves). Giving Hef a run for his money!
Do you still claim your self-proclaimed “Cupcake Master” title? You know you could always send up some of the new Monday batch to me!
Yes. Absolutely. I am the cupcake master and I always will be. I’m adding Brownies to my resume, too!
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Natalia Delano is sexy, hot, and Russian…yup, that fits the profile of ladies we want to interview. The cameras love Natalia and her beauty looks so effortless. A skilled musician and actress too, Natalia admits to spending lots of time in front of the computer…hey, just like us. This is just a taste of the sexiness you’ll see at her official website, NataliaDelano.com.

When did you first realize, “Damn, I’m really hot!�?
You may be surprised, but I’ve always been very critical about myself most of the time. But I do have to confess that there are days when I look in the mirror and say, “Hell yea, I’m hot!“
What is it about modeling that makes it worth your time? The sexy outfits? The sweet locations? Seeing your face across media? The money? The adoring (non-stalkerish) fans?
I think a combination of all these things. My number one answer would simply be that I love the camera! As for the outfits, I like them crazy, fashionable, and oh yes, they can be sexy!
I imagine you get your inspiration from somewhere. Do you have a certain model or actress you use as a role model?
I get my inspiration from watching movies, and have since I was a little girl.
At this point in your career, do you have any problems posing nude? What if Playboy came knocking at your door? Would you be answering?
I have not decided about Playboy myself yet, nowadays many of the men’s magazines have become more adult than glamour, and there is more nudity than I’d be comfortable doing. But some of the spreads are beautiful and they have great photographers working with them, so as I said, you never know!
You model everything from lingerie to swimsuits, so when do you feel the sexiest? Does it have more to do w/ atmosphere, mood or attire? How do you define sexiness?
For me it’s definitely the atmosphere, although the other things are also very important. As for the last question, that’s like asking someone to define irony…it’s almost impossible to put into words.
Which cities have the best clubs? Describe for us some crazy and wild with a touch of lesbian behavior partying experiences? You know us guys love the girl on girl fantasy!
Usually, I don’t like going to clubs. I enjoy sitting home reading a book or playing computer/video games. That being said, of the ones I have been to, my favorites are Moscow and Miami clubs. Some incredible partying goes on in both those cities! As for a lesbian experience, I haven’t had any personally, but here is a story: when we were shooting a music video, toward the end of the shoot all the girls started making out with each other and going crazy on camera. There were like six of them going at it, and it was definitely hot!
